Spoof Ad of the Day: The Cure for Hipsters
Are you ironic? Do you have a beard? Do you ride your bike in a three piece suit and fedora? You may be suffering from Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation (HIPSTER) disorder. Some genius scientists have found the cure for hipsters: Unpretentiousil.
i found this wayyyyy too funny.
I was mad at him for cutting the flowers — like really mad — until I noticed the one on his lapel and then I sighed because what a fucking neat and direct way to talk about growing up, Shel Silverstein.
i’ve never hated a place and what i’m doing as much as i do right now.
hello midlife crisis, it’s time to start over.